WARNING: This is about to get very geeky and long-winded. And if you have not seen all six Star Wars episodes, there be SPOILERS ahead. Sorry, this is good for slow Friday reading, I hope.
My oldest son has been into Star Wars lately, so I have been watching all six episodes with him to bring him up to speed. I grew up with these movies, and it is cool that he likes them as well. But I have also found some holes, or at least topics that confused me and maybe were not answered as I think they should be.
So here goes my inner Star Wars geek, spilling his guts….
Obi-Wan Kenobi:
Ben Kenobi states to Luke in Episode IV that his father wanted him to have his lightsaber when he was older. How would Anakin know about Luke being alive? Also Ben’s ghost states after Luke leaves Dagobah that “that boy was our last hope” and Yoda says, “No there is another.” (Leia) Ben should have known that too, since he was there when they were born. Ben also says to Luke in Empire he should go to Dagobah and seek Yoda the Jedi Master who instructed him. Yoda did not instruct Obi-Wan, Qui Gon was his master.
Ben does not even seem to recognize R2-D2 and C-3PO in Episode I. He is told that R2 claims Obi-Wan is his master, but Old Ben says “I don’t remember owning any droids.” This is a valid statement, as it never shows him as the OWNER of them, but in the prequels, he interacts with them a lot. And I know droids can all look the same.
Luke Skywalker:
If you are going to hide a child, why would you hide him under his real name of Luke Skywalker, knowing that Anakin Skywalker is his father? Seems like The Emperor would be able to easily Google “Luke Skywalker” and get his info.
Senator Palpatine: Emperor
How did he become a sith, are we to believe he always had the force running through him? It seems that the training takes a long time. How was he able to hide this training from the Jedi, who claim to be able to sense everything going on around them.
Leia:
In “Empire”, Leia is standing right next to Darth as Han is being frozen. You would think if he can sense Luke, he would sense the Force in Leia. But then in “Jedi,” before the final battle between Luke and Darth, Darth senses Luke has a sister because he feels what Luke is thinking. So you’re saying he can sense there is another Skywalker through Luke’s thoughts, but he can’t pick up on the feeling himself just by standing next to her in “Empire”? She’s offspring of Darth, so why wouldn’t he sense her?
And I have to think in the original Star Wars, Leia was not written to be Luke’s sister yet, she even kisses him at one point to make Han jealous. And Luke is obviously attracted to her and seems proud that she chose him over Han. You think they would have sensed they were siblings!
Luke & Leia:
Luke has “no memory” of his mother. Leia says she “died when I was very young,” yet remembers “images, feelings. She was very beautiful, kind, but very sad.” We know in Episode III that Padme dies after they are born. Is it maybe the force that enables Leia to remember her, and if so, why doesn’t Luke have those memories?
Darth Vader: He doesn’t know he has children, but in Empire, the Emperor describes Luke as “the offspring of Anakin Skywalker.”
“How is that possible?” asks Vader.
“Search your feelings, Lord Vader, you will know it to be true.”
If he searched his feelings, he should sense Leia (as stated above).
We also know why Vader is so tall, or so we are to think this. His legs were cut off during the battle with Obi-Wan, and the machine legs put on gave him his addtional height. I believe that is how George Lucas wanted to make the connection.
The Jedi: In the original trilogy, the Force is a religion, we are told. But in the prequels, it is based on midi-chlorians in the blood. We know Luke has them because Anakin had a high level of them. But in Episode III, we see a LOT of young Jedi trainees. Where did all of them come from? Were they born from existing Jedi? Jedi’s are unable to express feelings of love to others, as we see with the conflict between Anakin and Padme.I don’t get how there were so many.
I find it hard to think that the entire temple of Jedi knights was unable to sense that Palpatine was a Sith Lord. He basically oozed Dark Side Force, and all they thought was “we better keep an eye on him”. Obi-Wan and Anakin were able to sense those poisonous millipedes in Padme’s room before they got to her, why coulnd’t they sense the Dark Side getting stronger? I know they say the Dark Side clouds everything, but there are too many scenarios where this is confusing.
Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE the whole Star Wars experience, and to actually see the whole thing come full circle, 30 years later, was amazing. As a kid I was so scared of Darth Vader, but now you almost have to feel sorry for him and what he has become.
That is all my brain can come up with now, I am sure there are some other holes, or slips. And I am not bashing it at all, just things I have noticed after watching these with my soon-to-be 4 year old son.
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